Amateur Night, Never mix your Poisons!

The Christmas Party Season has got into full swing and the company secretaries, the young office boys, the Man/Woman married a few years/heavy mortgage/new baby, whose last time out on the rip was this time last year, all think they can match the pros blow for blow, they have a couple of scoops before they leave the house to oil the tonsils, then some wine with an overly rich meal, after that they'll play let's try all the cocktails.... for a laugh.
When I see them they are throwing up on the street, asleep on public benches, and holding up walls and lamposts throughout the city.
Happens every year, it's like a circus and it'll only get worse as the next few weeks wear on.