Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Other Road Users

As you know we Taxi Drivers own the road, we put up with the rest of you reluctantly. However you must desist partaking in any of the following immediately.
Obviously Taxi drivers are exempt. (reasons in green italics)

  • Using the overtaking lane on a carriageway as if it's your own, that belongs to Taxi Drivers.
  • Putting on your fog lights when there ain't any fog, Taxi drivers may use it when the brake lights are broken, flicking the switch expertly whilst engaging the brakes.
  • Sounding your horn one nanosecond after the lights change to green, RELAX! However Taxi Drivers may be in a hurry so get your ass in gear!
  • Overtake me then slow down... What's that about? Taxi Drivers however need to see the road ahead
  • Picking your nose, sitting in your car does not render you invisible. Clear nasal passages are vital for sniffing out the next victim.... sorry, customer.
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